[Fun] FW: FW: Terrible Joke

[Phil Davies]

	Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns
were swimming
	around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian. The
	prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that
	patrolled the area.
	 
	
	Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and
frustrated at
	being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any
worries about being eaten..."
	 
	
	As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a
mysterious cod
	appears and says, 
	 
	"Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a
shark.
	
	Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being
eaten by his
	old mate.
	
	 
	Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself
becoming
	bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away
whenever he came close to them.
	 
	
	Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the
cause of his sad plight.
	 
	
	While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod
again and can't
	believe his luck.
	 
	
	Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn.
He begs
	the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back
into a
	prawn.
	 
	
	With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to
his friends
	and bought them all a cocktail.
	 
	
	(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much
worse).
	 
	
	Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his
old pal.
	"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that
his best
	friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the
reply.
	 
	
	Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and
torture, he set
	off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the
memories came
	flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted,  
	 
	"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
	 
	Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark,
the enemy and
	I'll not be tricked."
	 
	
	Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me.
	 
	 
	I've changed.".....................
	
	
	
	
	"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"
	 

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