[Fun] FW: heightened threat levels in europe

[Phil Davies]

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> Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
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> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent  terrorist 
> threats and have raised their security level from  "Miffed"  to 
> "Peeved." Soon,  though, security levels may be raised yet again to 
> "Irritated"  or  even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit 
> Cross" since  the  blitz in 1940  when tea supplies all but ran out.  
> Terrorists have been  re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody 
> Nuisance." The last  time  the British issued a  "Bloody Nuisance" 
> warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
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> Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has  raised  
> its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher  
> levels  in  France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."  The rise was  
> precipitated  by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag 
> factory,  effectively  paralyzing the country's military capability.
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> It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened  level  
> of alert.  Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly  
> and  Excitedly"  to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels 
> remain  "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
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> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful  
> Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They  also  
> have two higher  levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose" .
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> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and  the  
> only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of  Brussels.
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> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to  
> deploy.  These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so  the  
> new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish  navy.

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