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WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> A mouse trap placed on top of your
alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you
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way.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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girlfriend by standing outside department stores with bags of shopping, looking
at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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grape to the till. It won't register on the low-tech, insensitive scales so you
will get it for free. Repeat this procedure 100 times or so and you have
yourself a free bunch of grapes.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> If you can't fix it with a hammer,
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size=2> Washing </FONT></SPAN>:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana
size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> Before attempting to
remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a permanent
pen so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can check the stain
has gone.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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ASSISTANTS:</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> When a garage mechanic comes to
your till, add on a selection of random items they didn't know they needed and
charge them $50 labour costs for the transaction.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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